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Wednesday, 3 August 2011

Enjoy alcohol cheaply

The bird off Harry Potter necking some lout it is now okay to fancy because she is an adult though she looks a bit young here.

I am never sure of the protocol for sharing what may or may not be a private email, but it amused me enough to share it. I removed the lasses name and email. I seem to get the odd unusual email from time to time. The emails I am most likely to read contain the the subject heading "We would like to give you some free beer", but unfortunately that's a bit thin on the ground of late.

For those kind enough to read this tosh, I'd like to assure you it remains committed to the noble principle of getting as pissed up as you like on dirt cheap grog. Cheap lager remains the pinnacle of beery pleasure, but whatever your tipple please do not enjoy it responsibly, enjoy it cheaply.



Thank you xxxx, but my blog isn't about responsible drinking.

It's more about the great pleasure and joy of necking large amounts of dirt cheap supermarket lager.

The goal being to create a resistance movement against minimum pricing by encouraging others to celebrate cheap lager

I suspect quite the opposite of your aims.

All the best,
Cookie.



From: xxxx
Date: Thu, 28 Jul 2011 12:09:19 +0100
Subject: Alcohol awareness
To: cookinglager@hotmail.co.uk

Dear Sir/Madam

I am working on behalf of Drinkaware.co.uk, a charity which promotes responsible drinking and aims to reduce alcohol misuse and minimise alcohol-related harm. I have just come across your site and was wondering if we could possibly work together to raise awareness.

I would like to enquire about sponsoring one of your articles. Currently we are trying to direct users to our lager facts page: http://www.drinkaware.co.uk/facts/alcohol-facts-and-information/lager

Let me know your thoughts on the above, along with any other ideas you may have. I look forward to hearing from you.

Thank you in advance for your time.

Kind Regards

xxxx

8 comments:

Dick Puddlecote said...

I'd love to have seen the raised eyebrows when they read your reply. :)

Fredrik Eich said...

Good one!

Curmudgeon said...

Hmm, I never got one of those. Perhaps they were searching for "lager" as a keyword.

Neil, Eating isn't Cheating said...

as usual, simple, brilliant, comedy Gold.

well played sir

Rob said...

That rules. Good reply.

Rod said...

Has the bird ever actually read your blog??

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Leigh said...

Brilliant. And thanks for the picture. Glad it's ok for me now to say that.