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Tuesday, 4 May 2010

Make it the Maximum !


The poll is in. Venerable readers of this tripe have decided that booze ought cost no more than 50p a unit! Publicans, supermarkets, off licences take note! We the consumer expect and demand our right as free born Englishmen to get pissed whenever we like and to do so cheaply.

Anyone charging more that a pound for a pint of 4% grog, put your rip off prices down immediately!

Well done to the Mudge, for his tactic support for make it the maximum! Expect a petition to be set up, when the election ends.

5 comments:

Curmudgeon said...

Can I have some of your free grog, then? :P

Cooking Lager said...

Join the Campaign for Greater Cooking Lager Appreciation Mudge, by writing in your Opening Times article how lovely cheap lout is, and I'll send you a free box of cheap lout, on me.

Curmudgeon said...

Why not ask Clarkey if he'll let you write a guest column one month?

Cooking Lager said...

I emailed Clarkey for the advertising rates for his rag, to put a "drink more lout" advert in there. I expect he's too busy to reply.

First Stater said...

This is why America has it right. They tax by volume, not units. So a 12 oz bottle of pissy 2% beer is taxed at the same rate as 12 ozs. of barley wine, or a can of lout.