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Tuesday, 18 May 2010

Kleptomaniacs


What a bunch of klepto thieves you all are. All barring one. That's 23 out of the 24 people that read this tosh. Well done.

It would appear beer mats are the most popular form of thievery, followed by bar maids, then beer glasses. It was unclear whether thieving barmaids involved inducing them to alternate employment, chatting them up and pulling them, or throwing them in the back of a Ford Transit and putting them in your underground dungeon. The choice is yours and all are included in the option.


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